May 2012
how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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Federal Government: Bruh if you don't pay these loans back
Federal Government: Bruh we comin fo you bruh
Federal Government: I swear to god on my mama bruh
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beccadele replied to your post: I punched my brother’s butt and now my hand is…
Lol I guess he has BUNS OF STEEL
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
I punched my brother’s butt and now my hand is bleeding.
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beccadele:
So much for trying to escape tumblr Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahaha
Ha
There goes my marine ecology final .-.
bannerisms:
dovahkiing:
Dishonor on you
Dishonor on your cow
Next to teach Liz the wonders of Starcraft..