The difference between talking to girls and guys
You: Okay well I'm going to bed, night.
Guy: Night
You: Okay well I gotta head to bed, night.
Girl: Ugh I hate you.
Girl: Why are you going to bed?
Girl: Seriously!!
Girl: 11:11
Girl: You're going to die alone.
Girl: ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!
I think I’ll be normal now.
Get on the track team. Wear normal clothes. Actually buy shoes. Wear socks. Listen to popular music. Get a girlfriend I hate and only like for physical attraction. Get all A’s. Watch football. Eat Bojangles. Care about what people think.
Nah that’d be kinda funny though.
BAHAHAH SO THIS TOTAL IDIOT CHATTED ME JUST NOW XD
Armend 2:12pm
ur so fucking annoying
2:12pm Me
COOL LUMPING STORY BRO
2:13pm Armend
im not ur bro stfu queer
2:13pm Me
but you are my bro
bro
2:14pm Armend
do you want to get your ass kicked?
2:15pm Me
im 444 miles away
im untouchable -~-
2:15pm Armend
really? you comming to school right? dont think i wont whoop ur ass there
2:15pm Me
dude…
i moved ,-,
like 4 months ago
2:16pm Armend
thats fucking great
2:16pm Me
THANKS BRO IM GLAD MY PAIN AND SUFFERING BRINGS YOU JOY
2:16pm Armend
yeah ahahhaaha
bro!
2:17pm Me
dude
hide yo kid
and yo wife
hide yo husband
2:17pm Armend
SHUT THE FUCK UP
2:17pm Me
cause they rapin everybody
climbin inn peoples windows and snatchen you up
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I am Ben and this is muh blag 